Top 10 best practice to ruin a blog
November 22, 2008
Filed under
Bulk
What’s a blog without traffic? It’s a meaningless piece of crap. So if you want to ruin a blog, do with style and without taking it down completely. Here are some ideas:
- Display a splash-screen without a link to the real content. Users will go mad, search engines even more
- Host an exe file and force the download. Search engines will love it and when a user clicks on a result pointing to your site, they will see a warning page instead your site.
- Transform your website in a subscription based one and ask for an exaggerated price per month
- Rewrite your site in Flash and ask for an nonexistent Flash version, say v.22. This way even if the user upgrades his Flash plugin, they won’t see anything but the notice for upgrading.
- The same but in Java.
- Use a nonconformist character set. Users will can’t read it, search engines will display weird characters on the results page
- Put a HTTP authentication prompt on the root of the domain
- Simply use white characters on a white background
- Install Wordpress then stop the MySQL server
- Build a nice redirect loop, bouncing the user from one page to other in 5 second interval
That’s all, have a nice day
Possible related posts (automatic):
Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.
joy on Mon, 24th Nov 2008 7:08 am
Comments about Top 10 Best Practices to Ruin your Email Marketing Campaign:
Do not present yourself or your organization in the sender line.
Type a spammy subject line.
Send irrelevant content.
Send without permission.
Do not provide a way to unsubscribe.
Ignore unsubscribe requests.
Do not deal with spam complaints.
Send to “dirty” list.
Don’t bother to check the message out.
Never test.
———————————
joycelorenza
Social Bookmarking